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Straightened the Rainbow 

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"

2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.

2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.

abruptly straightened

When your acting a little to gay in public and you gotta make yourself seem straight as to not arise suspicion.
Dam dude I just abruptly straightened in the locker room today it got to be a little to much for my small gay heart .

Getting straightened out

To be made in a mafia family or become a made-guy. To get fully inducted into the family.
Vinnie getting straightened out means he is now a made man in the family.

Straightenin

The process of getting straight, getting right.
The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.
"If they get yours you gotta get straightenin' "
Straightenin by Hungrydon139 May 25, 2021

straightening up the closet 

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.