Bro 1: don’t you just hate it when you get Ass Splash
Bro 2: WTF is Ass Splash
Bro 1: it’s when you take a shit and the water splashes your ass Bro 2: oh yeah, I really do hate Ass Splash
When a guy and a girl sit at the opposite ends of a bathtub and the guy turns around and puts the water spicket up his ass. Then turns the water on full blast and leaves it that way until he is so full of water he can’t hold it and the pressure is pushing him off the spicket. He then turns around and blasts his girlfriend with his ass water.
Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.