shouldness 

A measurement of whether something should happen, or should have happened.

"Rank your hookup candidates in order from high to low shouldness."

"'Gigli' may be the worst movie of all time. It is completely devoid of shouldness."

shouldness by Captain Bajoo November 6, 2004

counting shoulders 

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

counting shoulders by kathryn money September 25, 2018

porn shoulders

Shoulders which are not entirely covered by one's attire leading nearby religious zealots (especially Mormons) into sinful thoughts.

She had porn shoulders in the photo; her mother was aghast.

porn shoulders by Memefield July 12, 2014

Koala Shoulders 

Super narrow shoulders

My boyfriend was as furious as an angry koala when I teased him about his koala shoulders.

Koala Shoulders by Lydiamaya June 16, 2016

Swimmer Shoulders 

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.

Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".

Swimmer Shoulders by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010

slopey shoulders 

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.

Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!

slopey shoulders by The Realist! February 2, 2009

Koala shoulders 

Super narrow shoulders.

My boyfriend has koala shoulders and he's been working out in hopes of broading his shoulders

Koala shoulders by Lydiamaya June 19, 2016