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shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008
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shitfacedcockmaster 

A term to described a man who is shit faced, and loves cock. from the movie South Park
oh! you shitfacedcockmaster!
shitfacedcockmaster by blackmage53 December 8, 2004

Shitfacedbooking

The act of using Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."
Shitfacedbooking by stacks121 December 10, 2008

Shitfacebooked 

When people take embarassing pictures of their drunken friends and cruely post them online.
Man, what the Hell did I do last night? I hope I don't get shitFacebooked.

Shitfacebooking 

When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.
Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)
Shitfacebooking by chuckerman September 20, 2009

Shitfacedbooking

Facebooking while drunk. Kind of like drunk dialing, but lonelier.
"I did some shitfacedbooking last night and may have lost a few friends."
Shitfacedbooking by TCPDX September 2, 2009

Shitfacebook 

Writing and regretting what you write on facebook while drunky.
The hangover intensified after I remembered shitfacebooking last night before I vomited.
Shitfacebook by Bfjerky May 9, 2009