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A dripping, oozing loser; a slave to fashion instead of anything significant or interesting; a person who makes the error of posing as a nonconformist through rigid conformity to a dorfu standard instead of by setting their own goals and standards.
Wearing all black? Is your hair covering one eye so you can't see where you're going? Are your thoughts filled with your appearance instead of what you will accomplish today? Get a life, oozer!
oozer by Eyewitness November 12, 2008
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A dripping, oozing loser; a slave to fashion instead of anything significant or interesting; a person who makes the error of posing as a nonconformist through rigid conformity to a dorfu standard instead of by setting their own goals and standards.
Wearing all black? Is your hair covering one eye so you can't see where you're going? Are your thoughts filled with your appearance instead of what you will accomplish today? Get a life, oozer!
oozer by Eyewitness December 9, 2008
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A person so large that they are too large to fit completely into their assigned seat and “ooze” into your seat or arm rest on an airplane or stadium.
The oozer next to me on my flight took up at least five inches of my seat, the entire arm area which made it impossible tor the arm rest to go down.
Oozer by Michael Prowski September 29, 2023
A gooner that actually finishes instead of edging
"Bro I'm not a gooner, I'm an oozer I actually nut
Oozer by NukedNomad October 29, 2023

Smooth oozer 

Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.
Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.
Smooth oozer by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009

Juicy Oozer 

Ugh! You went down on that 'juicy oozer'?!
std, clap, gnarsty

More than two 'o's indicates lack of treatment.
Ooooooooozer!
Juicy Oozer by Doctor House! May 10, 2010
ooter is a nyc slang, meaning a shooter.
Yo pop smoke will forever be an ooter. REST IN WOO
ooter by Zayvibz July 2, 2020