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Shitfucked 

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.
1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."
Shitfucked by N3vermind March 18, 2009
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shitfucked 

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"
shitfucked by CGO February 5, 2008

Shitfucked 

When someone is in a lot of trouble.
"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."
Shitfucked by tho3m December 30, 2009

spinfucked 

The act of putting spin on a ping pong ball and your opponent perfectly hits the spin back at you. Causing the ball to ricochet or bounce off the original hitters paddle faster, with more curve and in a direction not intended.
Example 1- I put so much spin on that ball, that when my friend Oz hit it back I spinfucked myself.

Example 2- I just I spinfucked myself playing ping pong.

Example 3-I am not sure how I lost that point. The ball came back so hard and fast that I simply got spinfucked.

Example 4-My buddy looked me in the eyes and instantly new he got spinfucked.
spinfucked by RazorRaz February 10, 2020

shinfucked 

The state of being one finds oneself in after being repeatedly penetrated by a person with a below-the-knee amputation of a leg. Generally done in such a way that the remaining portion of the amputated leg is fully inserted into the orifice in question. Normally executed with a dominant female amputee as the "top" and a submissive male as the "bottom".
Trevor: "Dude! That wench just shinfucked James so hard that it might turn him straight!"

Simon: "For sure, dude! Why aren't there any girls in Millet like that?"
shinfucked by Weasley! February 6, 2014

Shitfucked 

When you get mutually get shit faced with the intention to fuck
“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .

*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.

Alternatively

“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”
Shitfucked by Gasstationpussy November 19, 2021