asswinch

The act of having to use a winch to get your dick out of somebody's ass. Typical in daily gay interactions.

"Damn, yesterday I had to call in the asswinch to get my dick out of Tom's ass."

asswinch by Kraven Morehead Tuday November 25, 2006

asswich 

really bad sandwich that tastes like ass

i ate this really bad asswich the other day! it was horrible.

asswich by dereckbester March 19, 2011

asswich 

when someone's ass is in your face

I was on this crowded subway and this fat guy gave me an asswich

asswich by stacysox October 20, 2009

assfinch 

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.

That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.

assfinch by cneg February 16, 2007

asswich 

1.) A sandwich of ass. (noun)

2.) A stupid, often incompetent individual with little regard for anyone besides him or herself. (noun)

3.) Pertaining to or in the context of being a tool. (adjective)

1.) "I asked for a meatball hero, but the guy pulled his pants down and slapped some bread on his ass and gave me an asswich!"

2.) "You're so fucking stupid, Chelsea. You're an asswich."

3.) "That's asswichy of you. Go die."

asswich by TerriAnne June 14, 2009

asswich 

A good name to call someone.

John, you're an asswich

asswich by fastcr80 August 17, 2004

asswich 

Totally lame, beneath redemption.

Man, waiting in this line is asswich!

The dress she wore to the party was asswich!

asswich by FluffyKnitterDeb June 16, 2005