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When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.
When Sara Ashley walked into a parked car everyone laughed and called her clumsy.
Clumsy by racerchickie March 10, 2009
"you got me trippen *ooh stumblin *ooh sinkin ooh* fumblin ohh* clumsy cuz im fallin in love" gay gay gay!
clumsy by auti April 21, 2008
Anyone who has a fondness for face-planting into carpet.
You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.
Clumsy by nucrash February 24, 2011
Some one who over reacts to almost everything. They are always tripping. Over reacting all the time = always tripping = a clumsy person.
"Dude, hes always trippin' over every little thing. Hes clumsy"
Clumsy by big a de 619 April 11, 2012
(clumsy) "Don't pull a Sofia, we don't need someone else getting hurt"
Clumsy by Your Mom_____ December 12, 2022

clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011