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Perkinator 

An urban superhero whose greatest superpower is to liberate women from having unaroused nipples. Sometimes he strikes without being seen, and sometimes he strikes slowly and deliberately.
Wow it's not even cold in here Alice, but I think the Perkinator just liberated my man-pacifiers!
Perkinator by Meester X November 11, 2010

Perkinater 

A superhero that charges your mobile phone when it's low on battery!
Damsel in Distress - Oh no, my mobile phone battery has died!

Perkinater - Don't worry ma'am, I'll help you (Perkinater then charges phone with his special powers)
Perkinater by The Perkinater February 28, 2013

Parsinator 

Soldier United States Army. Last name is Parsley, one of the baddest dudes to walk the planet.
When it gets tough we will just call on the Parsinator to make a mess of things.
Parsinator by epars001 March 30, 2009

Jerkinator 

Man, the Jerkinator just signed a bill to put the state another billion dollars in the hole!
Jerkinator by engleae May 29, 2009

Perkatory 

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed
Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready
Perkatory by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

perminator 

Person or thing with a monstrously curly hairstyle. His/ her/ or it's hair should be geled to the max and should have a metallic shine.
Hairdresser: hope you enjoy your perm mrs..
Perminator: Yes, and I'll Be Back.
perminator by rodgerzzz December 21, 2006