Fudgems 

Fudgems is the mascot for Dominos Pizza' newest promotional offer. 10 oven baked brownie squares with the purchase of any large pizza at the regular menu price. Fudgems resembles a furry cube of feces with arms and legs. There are no disernable eyes, ears, nose, or sexual organs. This lack of sensory organs has led scientists to believe that Fudgems was genetically engineered by Dominos Pizza Corp. and thus violating several U.S. Genetics Laws. The Surgeon General also warns that although not verified, it is possible that the oven baked brownie squares are the solid waste matter produced by Fudgems.

Mmm mmm, I love that Fudgems. Too bad I get the shits every time I eat them.

Fudgems by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006

Fudgems 

The diarrhea cause by eating Dominos pizza. In the third quarter of 2006, Dominos Pizza Corp made a marketing campaign that turned “Fudgems” into a mascot to make the pizza shits seem fun.

Last night, I had so much cheap greasy pizza and Old Milwaukee, that I woke up with the worst case of fudgems ever!

Fudgems by Fat Rick P September 21, 2008

Fudgems 

Nickname for any indiviual exhibiting poor personal hygiene and an offensive odor. These individuals are usually short and squat with an odd gait resembling the Dominos mascot for which they are named. Household objects these individuals touch need to be wiped clean before being used by a non-Fudgems person or a funk transfer will occur. A more appropriate name might be Greaseums, its just not as catchy.

Fudgems touched the tv remote, get me a warm, damp cloth. Chris Farley, John Belushi, that chubby kid at school, Jimmy Johnson, Newt Gingrich, Eric Cartman, the husband on King of Queens, Nick Tortelli (from Cheers), Pigpen, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, others.

Fudgems by ThunderDan October 19, 2006

fudgemullah 

to wipe excrement on your opponent's face

it was so boring living in slough that ronnie decided to invent new words like fudgemullah. he was so cool, everyone wanted to be his friend.

fudgemullah by nuface July 30, 2007

Buncombe Fudgesicle 

When you're butt blasting a broad and the lube mixes with a turd causing a fudgesicle like film on your dong. After pulling out you proceed to stick your now poop covered weiner in her mouth therefore giving her a buncombe fudgesicle.

Peter: So I was butt fucking this chick and when I pulled out my dick was covered in poop so I put it right in her pie hole.
Dom: Ah a good Ole fashioned Buncombe Fudgesicle

Buncombe Fudgesicle by Butt Blaster 92 May 20, 2016

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

fudgesicle fu manchu by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009

fudgematics 

The type of mathematics used when solving a formula correctly is too hard. Usually ends in a completely incorrect answer.

"Aw Crap! I used fudgematics on this question and got '3=7'"

fudgematics by Jack Beynon May 12, 2007