Divorce lawyer: Well, you're really screwed now. Looks like your wife is going to take
everything, and you're going to be stuck with a lot of alimony payments. If I wasn't such a shitty lawyer, you would probably be ok...but I'm a shitty lawyer, so you're really screwed. After you pay my fees you might not have enough money to eat. Oh well, I'm a shitty lawyer and I really
don't care about you, or
anything else for that matter.
Ted Bundy: Huh. Didn't see that coming. Guess I'll become a cereal killer.