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butternut 

a small round nut dipped several times in butter. Eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (Mrs. Hose).
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.
She dipped her husbands small genitals in BUTTERNUT sauce before she licked them clean.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.
butternut by Steve January 12, 2005

Butternut 

A man who cannot keep his load, or, in other words, cums too soon.
April: "Last night I had sex with Charles, it ended too fast.."

Janis: "Wow, he's such a butternut."
Butternut by Lady Missy May 8, 2010

Butternut 

One of the best funniest words to hear in a british accent that will make anyone laugh.
Sam: im so depressed -cries-
Jack: :( ~in a british accent~ butternut
Sam: hahaha.
Butternut by Sky Vanity October 2, 2014

Butternut 

to have nuts {testicles} that melt in your mouth like butter.
mmmm Jeremiah is a butternut!
Butternut by thelovenest August 17, 2010

butternut 

a man or woman you find sexually attractive, ie or hot
"Man, that guy's a total butternut!" - Steph
"You're my butternut!" - Tricia
butternut by College Butternut September 21, 2011

butternut 

the "safe word"
From Victorious tv show.

"alright remember the safe word..is butternut.."
butternut by AppleJack July 17, 2012