twatflap 

The outer labia of the ladybits. Also a good insult for someone who is utterly useless.

"look at the state of you ya twatflap!"

twatflap by Slimbun September 12, 2006

Twatflake

A self entitled, righteous millennial that thinks they are more special than all the other humans, and only thinks the world revolves around their own twat.

The twatflake sat in the kitchen and guzzled down all the drinks that were purchased for the night's evening guests.

Twatflake by Lyn Sea Belle January 12, 2022

twat flap 

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

twat flap by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007

twatflaps 

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

twatflaps by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

twatfap

To masturbate the vagina, usually by oneself.
From "twat", meaning vagina, and "fap", meaning masturbate. It literally means "Masturbate the vagina".

I had a twatfap yesterday.

twatfap by Dinosaur_Weirdo June 12, 2016

Twatclap 

The resulting acoustics created when two swollen and moist ladybits forcefully and passionately collide during "scissor sister" encounters.

Mate, I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, the russian girls in the room next door were twatclapping all night long! Sounded like a one-man round of applause!

Twatclap by Sickilda June 20, 2011

Twatlap 

A twatlap is to be lost and walk in a circle.

Well that's it guys, we just went around in a twatlap

Twatlap by Kittayh March 7, 2016