bootlace 

(v. transitive) The act of ejaculating on a person, tube sock, or other object.

Damn, holmes, DFA hit that bitch with the hacksaw and bootlaced his initials all over her back.

bootlace by ___TC___ September 8, 2006

The cobblers bootlace 

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.

''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''

The cobblers bootlace by the grim truth April 12, 2025

Booblace 

When a well-endowed lady's long necklace winds up circling her boob rather than just her neck.

OMG, this is an awkward photo. My long chain necklace became a booblace...it's totally wrapped around my boob.

Booblace by ebroms April 30, 2011

boot lace 

Its the line of love spunk you shoot on a womans back right when you pull out. Arch your back and let 'er fly.

My woman gasped with horror when I shot a hot boot lace across her shoulders. Her boyfriends Joe and Gary had to clean it up.

boot lace by Z28 owner December 8, 2007

Bootface 

Vomitting, especially after alcohol consumption.

"Kim, I feel like I'm gonna bootface." (v.)

"I just booted face all over Eric." (v.)

Bootface by Kelly1488 June 3, 2006

Bootface 

One with a face you wouldn't care to kiss... unless you like boots.

After exhanging emails and texts you finally meet the guy only to discover he is not as attractive as one would hope...and in actual fact has a face which resembles a boot AKA Bootface.

Bootface by Mrs. Bootface March 24, 2010

Bootface 

A face that is gruesome, gross, displeasing to the eye, and plain out terrifying.

When watching Ghost Story (1981) you must look away from BOOTFACE!!!

Bootface by bobvsjeff February 14, 2017