shufflebutt 

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.

"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."

shufflebutt by aethernet September 29, 2006

shufflebutt 

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.

"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."

shufflebutt by aethernet September 4, 2006

carolina shufflenut

Whenever you transfer your testicle to the other side of your nutsack

“I heard Todd’s girlfriend gave him a real Carolina shufflenut last night”
“Yea I know he couldn’t walk”

carolina shufflenut by Breyjaydustin October 9, 2019

snifflebutt 

a sweet girl, extremely cute, who is clearly sick but denies being sick. then usually tries to verbally attack you to change the subject.

quit lieing about being sick, freakin snifflebutt

snifflebutt by John Q everyman September 27, 2010

Shufflebottom

Having to contort one's body whilst a woman is going down on you to prevent yourself from passing gas - because you want to make sure she'll keep going and you don't want to scare her from ever doing it again.

After eating a bunch of deviled eggs for lunch earlier, Bruce had to shufflebottom furiously while Melissa was going down on him at the beach.

Shufflebottom by JohnJ1978 March 25, 2009

snufflebutt

A butt that is owned by someone that you would like to snuffle/ snuffle with.

"Dude i wanna tap that ass"
"Back off man, that's my snufflebutt"

snufflebutt by don't worry about it....... January 9, 2012

Snufflebutticus 

The act of kissing ass even when it gets you nothing in return, to linger...

Look at Brad he is such a snufflebutticus. He has been trying to get promoted for years, bringing starbucks every morning, walking the dog and washing her car... When will he ever learn.

Snufflebutticus by w9nroses October 7, 2013