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any female (or girl if you will) who will blow just about anyone

Also, any girl who simply loves to suck d*ck like a grimey whore.

Note: Blow pigs can be sloppy, overweight, AND/OR ugly BUT when getting a BJ, especially from an experienced blow-pig, WHO REALLY CARES ANYWAY!!
Guy 1: Yo dude, check that girl out over there, she looks like a real blow pig!

Guy 2: Yeah man, i bet she guzzles buckets of cum in her spare time. You can tell shes just asking for that guy to stick his d*ck in her mouth.

Guy 1: F*ck yeah.

spurm burping blow pig 

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm
Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip

Mountain Blow Pig 

A typically overweight or relatively unattractive woman used exclusively for sex or sexual acts, from a more rural community or region.
Let's go to the local dive bar and wrangle us up a few mountain blow pigs!
Mountain Blow Pig by Mbp19 November 29, 2019

heinous blow pig

The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a beer or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.
You: I can't believe you slept with that heinous blow pig.

Friend: I did not!
heinous blow pig by Amy August 30, 2008

heinous blow pig

I can't belive Artie ate all them fuckin devil dogs today. He's still a heinous blow pig even after he got kicked off of Mad TV.
An overweight woman used exclusively for oral sex.
"Dude, have you seen Kevin's Girlfriend?"
"The fatty?"
"Yeah, she's a total blowpig."
blowpig by Lexander August 24, 2006