Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)

"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."

Retardipated by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013

Retacipated 

bothered or annoyed

Don't get retacipated! I'll have the network back up in a minute!

Retacipated by Grandma Vera November 29, 2010

retardulated

An ironically funny way of say retarded. Duh!

Dude you are so retardulated!

He retardulated me!

I have been retardulated through the influence of the net!

retardulated by Mandz December 3, 2004

Retardopted

Someone who is both retarded and adopted (and usually finds out about both at the same time).

"Yeah, we finally told Johnny he's retardopted. He's gonna be dealing with that for the rest of his life."

"Studies show that children who are retardopted are 95% more likely to develop early-onset ligma."

Retardopted by ghntb February 12, 2019

Retardated 

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

Retardated by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retardinated 

A coordinated retarded person.
A participant in the Special Olympics.

Person 1:'I can't believe Brett won that game of darts.'
Person 2:'Tell me about it. After 8 beers, he is completed retardinated.'

Retardinated by YeahWellYourMomsFace December 9, 2008

retardicated 

When some one is so intoxicated the act in a special needs or retarded mannor.

Uncle Derek was so retardicated last night he crawled around the house and feel asleep in trash.

retardicated by EliD916 March 15, 2017