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Have a truffle 

An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.
Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.
Have a truffle by Fingenurgen January 15, 2012

Dropped a Truffle 

Involuntary bowel movement when scared or startled
I was so scared I think I dropped a truffle
Dropped a Truffle by bayonetdummy November 29, 2011

Diggin’ Up a Truffle 

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.
I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

Shit a Truffle 

Uncharacteristically doing something useful
“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”
Shit a Truffle by Dodyssey January 25, 2022