Turtle fuck 

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.

Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!

Turtle fuck by Jolecage June 18, 2008

turtle fuck 

When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF

{Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for?

turtle fuck by anonymous August 2, 2004

turtle fuck 

To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit

John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.

turtle fuck by jiblair July 26, 2005

Turtle Fuck 

Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle

i totally turtle fucked her

Turtle Fuck by master-debater66665 July 16, 2009

turtle fuck 

When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck

Joseph turtle fucked his old lady that is why she has a knot on the back of her head

turtle fuck by Made Man August 21, 2006

Turtle Fuck 

When the girl you are fuckin just wants to lay on her back while you stick your cock in her shell. She Will refuse to do any sort of work and rather just last there legs wide open and motionless. (Sometimes groaning like a turtle during mating *see youtube*)

"baby im tired you get on top and work it...noooo i jus wanna lay hereeeee" YOU HAVE A CLASSIC TURTLE FUCK ON YOUR HANDS

Turtle Fuck by bfica287 November 12, 2009

turtle fuck 

Two hard hats hitting, usually used in joke form with a new kid, or soft handed man, new to wearing a hard hat.

Joker: Dude, have you ever seen a turtle fuck?

Jokee: No, why?

Joker: Do you know what it sounds like?

Jokee: No, what?

Joker hits Jokee's hard hat with his own.

turtle fuck by Odinsworn December 20, 2006