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Wet Philly 

Taking your index finger, sticking it up your ass, and then putting it in another person's ear.

It is similar to a wet willy, except with shit on your finger instead of saliva, which shares a similar color with the steak on Philly cheesesteaks (hence its name).
John- "I totally just gave Janet a wet philly!"
Billy- "No fucking way dude let's go!!! #ftb"
Wet Philly by Frocky September 15, 2015
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Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.
Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."
Wet Pilly by E-Z-T May 13, 2010
When you wake up in the middle of the night and one side of your face is covered in drool from you pillow.
Dude, I woke up this morning at 2 a.m. I had such a bad Wet-Pilly I had to take a shower right away.
Wet-Pilly by Devin Lam January 11, 2008