cataract 

A cataract can be caused from trauma, or more commonly, old age. A cataract is what occurs when your optical lens in your eye becomes so dense, that it cannot allow light to filter to your retinae, effectively making your vision dim and/or blurry.

The only effective means in removing a cataract, and therefore restoring vision, is surgery.

It is believed that cataracts come with age, and that if everyone lived long enough, everyone would develop one.

After being hit with a double A battery that ricocheted off the wall, I developed a massive cataract.

cataract by tacomation August 19, 2006

cataract 

1. noun- an eye disorder; a clouding of the lens which affects vision.

2. noun- an Asian luxury car.

1. "My vision improved after cataract surgery."

2. "After I mow the rawn, I am going to drive my Cataract Escarade."

cataract by Willy Bobo December 31, 2003

Cataract 

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

Cataract by Maxwell March 23, 2004

cataract 

The condition where your eyes are very watery and are blinded. This is the state you get in when you smoke a lot of weed or weed of high quality.

We gonna' smoke 'till ya eyes get cataract.

Oh snap son, you have an interview for your college and your eyes are cataract. I told you, you should have not smoked some kriptonite an hour ago.

cataract by Eric "Escalade" April 3, 2006

cataract 

The # 1 American car, sold in Asia.

AHH SO you Bought a cataract, I thought you were buying a Rincon.

cataract by JasonFive December 24, 2004

cataract 

A family disconnected from the outside world who breed amongst themselves and usually engage in a whole load of incest.

Don't go up the montains that's where the cataracts live

cataract by EastCoastBoot December 23, 2003

Cataract Removal 

An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.

Veronica: Betty, how did you get two black eyes?
Betty: I underwent cataract removal.

Cataract Removal by theinstigator June 4, 2016