clumpiness 

to heap or gather in clumps" (transitive), 1824, from clump (n.). Related: Clumped; clumping. Intransitive sense "to form a clump or clumps" is recorded from 1896.

We need to keep the guards in a clumpiness fashion so we can stay safe in this area.

clumpiness by BeastySurvives June 4, 2018

chumpness 

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!

chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!

chumpness by MissShirley May 21, 2009

russian clumsiness 

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

russian clumsiness by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Morning Clumsiness 

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.

Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.

Morning Clumsiness by Zarathud December 10, 2010

clappiness 

A slang term for applause or clapping

It causes clappiness

clappiness by Baskethany March 5, 2019

Clumpies 

The lumps of undissolved hot chocolate left in the bottom of your mug that taste really grainy or absolutely delicious.

Elliot : Hot chocolate like better tea
Katie : Yeah , but I don't like the Clumpies

Clumpies by Hen025 June 8, 2016

clumpies 

(plural of clumpy )when a girl is on her period a clump of blood ( the lining of the uterus) comes out, usually in a clump, hence the naming clumpy, or clumpies.

Jeeze, I hate it when I get clumpies on my pad and they get squished...

clumpies by Tanya-Tay July 21, 2008