Straight Mess 

Someone who is disheveled looking, doesn't have their act together, and just looks like the have no idea what is going on.

That girl that came over to the house looked like a straight mess if you ask me?!!!

Straight Mess by Kate Koplik July 31, 2006

Straightness 

Added at the end of a sentence that can be assumed to be gay, in order to say that you are not

It is much like no homo

Man 1: Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
Man 2: Na, you got a nice ass. Straightness

Straightness by Mizuzuki March 25, 2010

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale 

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale by TensaiOre June 10, 2021

lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

lesbonic straightness by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009

Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

Dan's Straightness by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020

Straightlessness 

the silent suffering of basil

"That kid over there's probably suffering from straightlessness, damn."

Straightlessness by notkenzieee February 9, 2023