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Giving birth to a Marine 

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.
Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

Fucks like a Marine 

A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.
"Christ, I'm sore after spending the night at Lisa's. She fucks like a Marine!"

Sweating like a marine about to do a math test 

Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.
Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.

A Marine Corps Shower 

“Jesus man you really smell”

Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today”

Pull a Main 

Leaving a groupchat (typically discord) for no reason with no context in the middle of a conversation and refusing to come back.
Wow did aden really just Pull a Main?
Pull a Main by TopAqua May 17, 2019

Call A Marine

Marines are horny and adaptable individuals who are always ready when needed, like bar fights or getting a plump woman laid
Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!