Excrement!

soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.

Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!

Excrement! by yeah whatever January 21, 2005

excrement 

Feces.

Shit, scat, poop, poo, crap, dung, doo doo, caca.

excrement by kreecher August 16, 2003

excrement 

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

excrement by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Excrement 

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

Excrement by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

excrement 

the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.

"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"

excrement by strider October 21, 2004

excrement 

Waste your body eliminates. Includes feces and urine.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Delicious poop!!

excrement by Poopdude December 7, 2004

excrement 

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

George: Wanna lick my nuts! Ive got excrement coming from my butthole!

excrement by Mr. EsSex December 12, 2008