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To Harkin oneself is to lose all your poker chips by a foolish schoolboy error. Usually attributed to a Junior player.
Oh no I have just done a Harkin
Harkin by rat_roaster April 3, 2009
verb, to steal or borrow with intent not to return to rightful owner
james harkined the chair from down stairs! that hairy asshole harkins everything from everyone!
harkin by sigkevin February 26, 2008

Jenna Harkin 

Jenna Harkin is the kind of person who will hit you with an electric scooter at 25 kph and blame it on you. She will not apologise until months after when she laughs about it and says sorry even though she is telling herself it's not her fault. However she can be cool sometimes but i would run if you meet someone with her name because once she gets her drivers license, it wont be a scooter hitting you.
Me: *vibing whilst waiting for my friend to come*
Jenna Harkin: *Drives into the back of me at 20 kph*
Me: *Falls of the floor and crys because i was just hit with a fucking scooter*
Jenna: "Why were you stood there? I wasn't focusing you shouldn't just stand when i'm behind you even though i was miles away and u were slowing down slowly."
Jenna Harkin by urmumsabum April 30, 2020

tom harkin 

The insult that is the end-all to any argument. It is the only possible comeback to the expression, "Your face!" His name must be yelled at maximum volume for full effect.
A: "You know, you're a real douchebag."
B: "TOM HARKIN!"
A: "Well...shit, I've got nothing."
tom harkin by Wedge Antilles June 13, 2008

Eathan Harkin 

A poor boy stuck in the way of his mother. His mother (tanya) tends to think shes helping but only ever makes things worse, she’s what is known as a #fatwhore. Eathan is a cunt too but that’s not the point.
Eathan Harkin is a simp and gimp

colm harkin

colm harkin by Collyboi11 September 21, 2023