throbber

Scots. A derogatory term for a contemptible and stupid person. It's origins derive from the aroused state of the penis and hence is used only as a term of abuse for males; although as the genders are becoming harder to distinguish in certain housing schemes in and around the city of Glasgow this can no longer be guaranteed. If one is behaving in a ridiculous manner, and apparently irritable to everyone in the vicinity, one can expected to be denounced as a 'throbber'.

Heh Bawbag, stope actin' like a throbber.

throbber by Erchie McGeakle December 27, 2005

throbber

One MASSIVE dick

You got a new 130cm tv? Wow, that's almost as big as my throbber!

throbber by breeeeennnden July 20, 2003

throbber

An extreamly erect penis.

I woke up with a total throbber on me after a dream.

throbber by another_islander May 29, 2009

throbber

A pulsating vein, usually on the forehead that is a predictor of a violent outlash from a hotheaded person.

Steer clear of Ramon...he's got a throbber and needs someone to skim the turds out of the alligator pit.

throbber by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Throbber

That one person on a shift that doesn't pull their weight. Falls asleep on the job, thinks they talk a good game but really they're full of shite

"Did you see Josh falling asleep twice in the van?

Aye mate the guy's a total throbber"

Throbber by R8586N January 3, 2021

throbber

a headache so large your head feels like its throbbing.

yo Scott i can't come to Moose tonight I got a massive throbber

throbber by headache210 May 13, 2009

Throbber

One who forcibly inserts his or her penis the rectum of another person!

Hey, you throbber! Watch where you put that thing!

A: Let's play cops and throbbers!
B: NOOOOOO!

Throbber by The Charles October 28, 2003