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jailbaiting 

The act of loading illegal porn onto your phone to see if your mobile carrier is spying on you, which is revealed when you are paid a visit by the feds.
Richard: Damn dude how come Dave got rolled by some federales?
James: Oh he read some shit about Verizon spying on him through his phone so he tested it by putting some CP on it.
Richard: Man that's some hardcore jailbaiting right there
jailbaiting by /w/ October 9, 2013
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jailwaiting 

As implied by the terminology, the ongoing act or initial start of "waiting" for a certain "jailbait" to be old enough to no longer be jailbait so the lecherous masses can safely ogle at the person in question.
A: Wow, take in the sight of that delicious slab of meat.
B: Careful, that one is jailbait.
A: In that case, I'll resort to jailwaiting.
B: Still means you're a lech.

Jailbaitness 

Damn Bro! I saw Laura L's Senior pics and her jailbaitness is killing me!
Jailbaitness by CBlo April 29, 2012

jailgating 

Partying WAY too hard in the parking lot outside of a concert or sporting event, to the point where arrest is imminent.
You see those two jamokes over there jailgating? I bet they never even make it inside to the game.
jailgating by Das Machine September 10, 2011

Jailblasting 

When you having sex with a women and then you flip her over and proceed to destroy her ass with an increasing number of fingers till she's crying.
Bro I had Stacy over this Saturday and totally convinced her to do some jailblasting till she was crying. She said she'll be back on Wednesday
Jailblasting by Suicidal thots April 6, 2023