beautard 

A beautiful retard.

Wow she is such a beautard.

beautard by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018

beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

beautarded 

adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)

(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."

beautarded by RotJ November 5, 2005

Beantard 

Extremely disabled Mexican uncapable of being sophisticated and educated

Border patrol:look at them god damn beantards tryin to cross the river with water wings

Beantard by Johnny bojangles October 8, 2009

beaugarding 

To hog to one's self, not passing the joint when the time is deemed. The socially acceptable time comes after two puffs. And then it is passed to the left, because the 'right' way is the wrong way.

"Hey man, are you gonna keep beaugarding that joint? Puff, puff, pass man...."

beaugarding by J03y Numb3rs January 24, 2006

Beatard 

Someone who knows everything there is to know about the Beatles...sometimes much more than is ever needed to know

My friend even knows what religion each of the Beatles were...he's such a Beatard!

Beatard by The Original Beatard October 22, 2009

beautarded 

When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.

"Man, that hottie says some dumb s*** but she's fine as hell. Straight beautarded!"

beautarded by ianvogue May 13, 2014