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Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Flip the fucken mattress 

When a girl orgasms so hard, it necessitates "flipping the fucken mattress" because of the pool she's left.
Gabe: Yo, was Keia Cole over last night?
Me: Yeah, man, shit got so wild, I had to flip the fucken mattress this morning.

Dora the fucken explorer 

She is Dora the explorer but 1’000’000 fucken times worse you can’t be worse I’d eat Dora and fucken gay monkey then spit them out into lava because they’re so fucken horrible
When you get angry at someone because of that Fucken TV show they watch because Dora the fucken explorer is fucken horrible.

the fuckening 

When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down
the fuckening by StrangeArtist January 24, 2017

The fuckening 

When you're day is going very well but there has to be that BUT.
Ah yes it's the fuckening again..

The fuckening 

The fuckening is when you are in a good ass mood and then suddenly a person completely ruins your mood and makes you suicidial
Ie. I woke up in a happy mood and showed up to see sproull sitting at his desk already bitching “ahh here comes the fuckening