Penishands 

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.

<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !

Penishands by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009

Edward Penishands 

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.

Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.

Edward Penishands by dedwyf March 5, 2013

Edward Penishands 

An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".

Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.

Edward Penishands by ThaBigCheesy September 2, 2010

penisland 

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.

I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.

penisland by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004

penismanship 

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

penismanship by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

Penisland 

An island located just south of Crotchington and north of the Testiculous Islands. Species of fowl on the island include the cockoftherock, red faced booby, Northern Screamer, Tit Babbler, and the Agile Tit Tyrant. The Angry Pirate was also known to hide buried treasure their.

Penisland Angry Pirate

Penisland by Dr. Vincent Boombotz March 25, 2009

penismannsex 

penismannsex is the sexual intercourse with or between Penismännern.

"last weekend i had incredible penismannsex"

"Hello Penismann, are you down for penismannsex tomorrow?"

penismannsex by Valkrym March 11, 2023