Caddis

Commonly known in the Bible as jesus’ grandad. He is an almighty being who ages faster than ur mum. Father of all gods and has grayer hair than ur grandma. Disguises himself as a player for Swindon town fc and pretends to be shit so no one is suspicious of him being a god. Breathes fire and farts lighting.

Omg I am inspired by caddis and his monster schlong

Caddis by If u read this u mad sus May 2, 2021

Caddis

A male or female, usually originating from Scotland. A Caddis is usually a very nice person and a great friend to have. Always trustworthy and has a great football ability. A Caddis likes their sports. A Caddis can also be lazy but once they get their mind to it. They always run late, so be aware. Most Caddis are good kissers -as long as you don't pull away-. Make sure you never let go of a Caddis

Person 1: "Bill is late today"
Person 2: "His 2nd name must be Caddis"

Caddis by Andypip0414 April 8, 2019

Paul Caddis 

He’s the most beautiful man on the planet. Some people refer to him as Jesus because he’s scored 300000 goals in his 1 year as a footballer.

Wow do a flip
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Paul caddis

Paul Caddis by 36Bigmanmanmnamnam May 3, 2021

cardistry 

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.

After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.

cardistry by Cardist March 29, 2008

Caddyshacking 

The act of picking your nose and/or not choosing to eat it, while others have witnessed you actually do it & are secretly betting money on whether or not you actually are going to eat the booger you just freshly picked or do the right thing and just wipe it on your pants or blow your nose...

Oh my fucking God Jesse, LOOK, Bettyann's Caddyshacking AGAIN! She just picked her nose and she even didn't notice us watch her do it. I'll make you a bet, if she eats the booger or not & remember just yesterday we just were laughing at that particular scene in the movie Caddyshack: "Say, $50 bucks- the Smails' kid picks his nose. $50 bucks more, says he eats it!..."

Caddyshacking by green eyed lady 13 July 9, 2014

caddicarus 

A youtuber who may need therapy and who has changed hairstyles but still has not changed even today.

Person 1: "I'm going to watch Caddicarus "
Person 2: "Oh you mean that one youtuber who looks insane in some of his videos?"
Person 1: *silence*

caddicarus by Cheetopuff3r April 15, 2021

Irlam and Cadishead academy

ICA is a shit school full of shit teachers. Everyone hates that fucking place and the head teachers an alcoholic

Fuck that I’m never going back to irlam and cadishead academy

Irlam and Cadishead academy by H8school332 November 13, 2019