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When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.
I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.
Shraped by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

Stay strapped or get clapped 

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.
A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!

chin strapped 

British army slang to mean extremely tired or worn out. As if to be hanging from the chinstrap of ones helmet.
he was chin strapped after the 1o mile run
chin strapped by rojoags June 2, 2009

Stay strapped or get clapped 

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!
Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.

stay strapped 

Homie you strapped?
Bitch nigga I stay strapped!
stay strapped by AJG3 June 12, 2014

strapped 

to have a gun on oneself
that nigga is strapped nigga! that nigga'll run up on u with a 9 nigga!
strapped by thefilla June 8, 2004