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1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.
"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself, you fucking ballchain?"
ballchain by Barry Ballchain May 10, 2006
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1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.
"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself? You fucking ballchain!"
Ballchain by Barry Ballchain June 4, 2006

Balldraining

When an individual (hopefully a male) has so many orgasms that his prostate gland cannot produce enough man milk to feed the demand. Some common places to encounter a gentlemen who has had his balls drained are at orgies, weddings, funerals, family get togethers or the red light district.
Dude, Elaine sucked my dick for eight hours straight. She is a balldraining slut.
Balldraining by rustythesadwalrus January 25, 2015

Balachandran 

Very common brown name.. Given to people that are smart.. They are good at Math and Science.. They do lots of Science.. They can play sports too.... Very Similar To an Inderpal
Gosh he's so awesome, he's a Balachandran
Balachandran by CIAD December 15, 2009

ballchinian

an unusual race of people with ballsacks on their chin.
I tried to kick the Ballchinian below the belt, but i remembered his junk was on his chin.
ballchinian by M25tufc October 8, 2008

Ballhair 

Hair that grows on ones balls.
Hey man what are you doing?

Oh nothing just shaving my ballhair.
Ballhair by mikebjammin December 2, 2010
Neil, you may think your the great Nez-Nello but that's just ballhang
ballhang by Blindboy June 16, 2004