Decidering 

Attempting to make a sensible decision while drunk.

Dude, you drove here, and you just had 48 beers, how you gonna get home?!

I'm just decidering..

Decidering by arianaford July 6, 2010

Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

Delivering the Dogs by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011

delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)

He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.

delivering pizza by tFool2 November 30, 2010

Delivering the Pizza 

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

Delivering the Pizza by tom pickle March 12, 2011

delivering

When you deliver a load of semen to her and not on her.

ex. I'm delivering.
ex. I just delivered!

delivering by Kyle Science December 4, 2017

dekivering 

To bring a small animal to certain death.

It was sad dekivering the cricket to the lizard. Poor Jiminy. delivered killed

dekivering by Baconator241 August 28, 2014

Delivering the news 

When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.

Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.

Delivering the news by Se7en November 17, 2006