alke 

Fat nigga wit a big heart but an even bigger schlong.

Bro alke is packing on god period no cap

alke by Alke123456 May 5, 2020

Alketa

Alketa is a gorgeous girl. She is very lovely and kind, but just if she likes you. Otherwise don‘t mess with her. She will fuck you up and hurt you really bad. She is a very energetic girl and can be a little bit crazy. You will have a lot of fun with her don‘t let her go because if you lose her once you lose her forever, so don‘t lose her trust. She is may the hottest albanian girl you will ever met. Her body is just gorgeous. She loves music and can dance all night long if she wants. She has probably broun eyes. She can by very lazy like „i lay all day in bed and do nothing for my future“ lazy.

Sandy: „Hey do you know Alketa.“
Lou: „Yeah she is soo funny and crazy.“
Sandy: „I know right. I‘m so glad i know her.“
Lou: „Same“

Alketa by Sara‘s heart November 11, 2018

Alked 

This name derives from the Ancient Greek “alkḗ (ἀλκή) Alkeidēs (Ἀλκείδης) Alkaíos (Ἀλκαῖος)”, meaning “glory of Hera”. Alkestis was a demigod and protector of men. He was a divine hero in Greek mythology, the son of Zeus and Alcmene, foster son of Amphitryon and great-grandson (and half-brother) of Perseus. He was the greatest of the Greek heroes, a paragon of masculinity, the ancestor of royal clans who claimed to be Heracleidae (Ἡρακλεῖδαι) and a champion of the Olympian order against chthonic monsters.

Hi Alked!

Alked by UrbanName2022 November 28, 2021

alkemyst 

A male of questionable sexual orientation that likes to mix piss and cum so that he can drink it.

I thought he was just a normal guy that wanted to snowball, but he had me spit his cum into a cup and piss in it afterwards, then he drank it like a fucking alkemyst.

alkemyst by Stacy Cooper August 15, 2004

Alketa

A very generous and kind person who aims to please and joke. A creeper in a sense, yet you can't help but love Alketa; she's just special like that. She's the hottest piece of Albanian you will ever see. You don't fuck with Alketa because she'll fuck you up worse, or rape you hard. Alketa is always there for you and would never try to disappoint you. Be grateful if you know an Alketa. Alketa also has a tendency to rape people she likes, and messes with little kids who she doesn't know.

I'm so glad I know an Alketa!

Alketa by Loloser April 13, 2010

Alkemyst 

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.

KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!

Alkemyst by Joey August 19, 2004

alkebulan 

The original name for Africa.

Garden of Eden.
Mother of Mankind.
In Arabic: "The land of the Blacks."

Africa's real name is Alkebulan.

Prior to colonization Africa was known as Alkebulan.

alkebulan by JediMasterKarma March 25, 2023