james blunt 

1: A rubbish singer songwriter, who likes swimming when it's snowing.
2: Rhyming slang for "Cunt"

1. James Blunt is shit!
2. You are a complete James Blunt

james blunt by William (It was really nothing) January 21, 2006

James Blunt 

James Blunt is a great singer and song writer; who wrote songs from a personal experience to make the listeners understand they can overcome their problems

Oh look its James Blunt, what an amazing singer

James Blunt by freespiritunicorn April 14, 2015

James Blunt 

1) A Singer with floppy brown hair, who sings like a woman.
2) Cockney rhyming slang for c**t.

Org. South London

1) Have you bought the new James Blunt album? Its very moving.
2) Oi Mate, stop being such a James (Blunt).

James Blunt by Ragnarok Information July 28, 2008

James Blunt 

Modern rhyming slang for cunt.

You, sir, are a James Blunt.

James Blunt by .rhys. September 13, 2005

James Blunt 

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

James Blunt by Josh April 14, 2006

James Blunt 

Considered a songwriter, but really a crossdressing woman or a boy who grabbed his balls too hard. Needs to learn to shut the fuck up. Other names are Blunty, Cunt, james blunty, james blunder.

*very high voice* I think im gay, i think im gay, and im noooot beautiful. (Sung by james blunt)

James Blunt by Sarah And Kitty May 9, 2006

James Blunt 

A very trite, hackneyed, and stale singer/songwriter of British origin with a spooky ability to make you feel weepy and overcome with emotion, regardless of whether you love or hate him. Also British Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt". Go figure.

Def. 1: Dude, how does James Blunt DO that, make you feel unhappy and romantic at the same time? Yes, I KNOW his music sucks. That's why it's so weird.

Def. 2: Lindsay, stop being such a James Blunt. It's SO not attractive.

James Blunt by Maddie S. November 11, 2008