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The Chinaman

When a female sexual partner "squirts" on your Persian rug. In reference to The Big Lebowski and the Chinaman urinating on the rug that pulled the room together.
"Dude, why is your rug wet?"
"The wife and I were doing it on the floor and The Chinaman paid a visit.
The Chinaman by Smokiechick November 4, 2023

curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.
"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.
curse of the Chinaman by Mr Sully September 10, 2023

Don't Fuck the Chinaman 

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.
President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018

Luke (the chinaman) Campbell

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.
I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance 

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance