Satan's Crotch

Something that is really hot, it can be applied to anything that is hot (ie, food, the weather, a girl, etc.). It can also be used as an independent curse word.

1) Me: Holy S***, this burrito is as fiery hot as Satan's Crotch.

2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.

3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.

4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!

Satan's Crotch by Jimbob Shankfest March 26, 2009

Whore's Crotch 

A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.

I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.

This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.

Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.

Whore's Crotch by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

vulture's crotch 

Someone or something that smells really bad.

When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!

vulture's crotch by W Haycock November 5, 2013

Devil's Crotch 

When the pubes of one's crotch are flaming red. Usually belonging to gingers.

Jenny: Hey don't tell anyone this, but I gave head to Jimmy last night.

Debby: Holy shit! That ginger kid?!?!

Jenny: Yeah. I was piss drunk. He had one badass devil's crotch though.

Debby: Spicy.

Devil's Crotch by sgrant December 18, 2011

Godzilla's Crotch 

The act in which Carebear Kincaid bones his fellow Carebear LOVER, Chris

Oh Michael, show me that Godzilla's Crotch!

Godzilla's Crotch by MichelleBetch June 28, 2010

Pandora's Crotch Rot 

A Mythical form of Marijuana that is said to only be grown in Hell by Satan himself. It is said that all Ghosts that walk the Earth carry this substance, and only the true stoner may coax it from them.

Ted: Dude let me have some of that Pandora's Crotch Rot.

Bill: You are not worthy

Pandora's Crotch Rot by King Touchstone May 12, 2011

Devil's Crotch 

A Indiscribibly terrifying hot souce

This burger needs some Devil's Crotch

Devil's Crotch by Human person 267 March 20, 2017