airport

the place 9/11 ruined

let's go to the airport, just don't bring any liquids, batteries, or, fuck it, don't bring anything

airport by truthman2221 November 19, 2010

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airport

Place where you go to fly.

I'm going to the airport.

airport by Speedfreak January 1, 2004

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airport

Airports are places where various aircraft take off and land from. There are big, busy airports, like O'Hare International, and there are small, quiet airports like where I am writing from, Olympia Regional.

Many airports have flight schools where you can learn to fly an airplane or a helicopter. Smaller airports have plenty of airport bums and ramp rats, which is a good thing since flying is fun to watch.

Sometimes airports will have museums, restaurants, and other fun activities.

I am happy because I found a job at the airport, renting out planes and answering phones.

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Let's go to the airport and get a plane ride!

airport by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

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airport

A state of immense embarrassment in public; being ridiculed and humiliated in front of others, to the point where you need to disappear or keep a low-profile.

Shawn took a shit in his pants in the school's hallway. He went to the airport.

I got slapped by an ugly chick in class. Damn, that was airport.

Pastor Eric's church members caught him in a brothel. That's airport status. He had to catch a flight.

airport by rudyslim June 3, 2009