Push Me Pull You
noun
A sexual position where two guys align midsection-to-midsection, one face-up and one face-down, with each simultaneously penetrating the other’s asshole. Both partners grab each other’s feet to leverage the push-pull action, syncing up the thrust like a perverted seesaw. Equal effort—or equal laziness—is key.
"Last night Steve was lazy and wanted to be bottom too, so we locked feet for a push me pull you and made it work."
Extremely common in Australia to ask how you are feeling, usually after a big night out drinking, but also can be used after any strenuous event (long bike ride, marathon, etc.)
Person 1: mate, how'd you pull up?
Person 2: yeah prettydusty, had 15 beers last night so feel like shit this morning