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mayuring 

Messing around on Facebook while at work, but giving the appearance of being busy.
The research assistant claimed to have much to do, but he was really just mayuring.
mayuring by Mad Dawgg May 25, 2011
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meaturing 

The practice of measuring a penis. Doesn't have to be your own.
I feel like Brendan is imagining he is meaturing everyone in the room on a regular basis.
meaturing by chelseaisdumb69 January 18, 2018
When you are masturbating and your door bell rings.
Yesterday i was masturing.
Masturing by Nauruann April 12, 2015

Maturino 

Usually referred to as M BOY or M BOY’s runs a whole town name should be on the Gonzales ball instead
Definitely not the City of Gonzales It’s the City of The Maturino’s
Maturino by Noel_23 November 23, 2021

Maturinate 

When someone, in the name of becoming more mature, sacrifices having fun.
"Since she got that new job, Amy never comes out anymore."
"Yeah, she's had to maturinate. Shame."
Maturinate by Gorrich August 6, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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