The County 

Refers to the island of Prince Edward County in Ontario, Canada. Home of horn tripping, the Hayloft, and lots of drunken white people on quads.

**Note that there are other definitions for The County, but when it is entered into Google, Prince Edward County is chosen.

"Hey Bubba, let's cross the crick to the County and go horntripping.

The County by divaheels September 11, 2011

The County 

Affectionate term that Mainers use for Aroostook County. Wicked rural, it's comprised of the northern ~1/4 of the state. Think moose, lumberjacks, plaid flannel, potato farmers, and paper mills. Ayuh. The County.

"Can you tell me the best way to Portland from The County?"

"Ayuh. Well you cahn't get theah from heah..."

The County by BC08 November 12, 2005

The County 

The county is a little piece of Kentucky nestled into Illinois. In the County normal etiquette need apply. Here if you can see over the bar then you can drink. If you can pump the keg then you can fill your cup. With a prominently white population the county lacks the unjust politically correct spectacles that are pressed upon other native Illinois residents.

***known as Calhoun, heaven, and foremost THE COUNTY

The county is no stranger to legend. Passed down from generation to generation comes a myth or better yet story that instills "a true Calhoun warrior spirit" in us all about a gorgeous you man that will remain nameless. Legends say that the boy could finish 30 packs of Diesel and COOORS HEAVEYYY and barely stagger.....only veeering once to avoid an invisible deer...but thats another story... As foretold by the prophecy the young boy would breech the rivers surrounding the county and make a name for himself in the real world at a paradise deemed Eville. And so the boy did.....leaving his mark in various dorm rooms and in various houses......he fears no man nor any beer...... he the man... the legend...... the warrior

Lets go to the county and drink some beer then fuck our cousins.

The County by Joey Waterman February 23, 2011

The County 

(noun)- Any county jail in America. Most often used in the south. Sometimes confused with city jails.

My dog just got out the county last week.
I got a connect from this dude I met in the county.

The County by Bogga Red April 1, 2007

the county 

slang for Grand County, Colorado.

Yo, I'll be back in the county in about 2 hours.

the county by allisonthedopeshit January 9, 2007

The County 

McDowell County, WV. You don't mess with people from here. They're redneck raised and have country blood with piss and vinegar in their veins. They will mess you up. If your girlfriend, wife, sister, or mother is from here, she will kill you or kill others over you.

"Don't piss her off, dude. She's from the county."

The County by Hjm9603 January 12, 2021

on the county 

Colloquial expression identifying one as being dependent on government financial assistance. Usually implies laziness and/or unemployability. Living entirely at the tax payer's expense.

Did you hear that Yolanda had another child? That's right: No man, no job, just fat and on the county.

on the county by JSim November 29, 2006