board shorts

A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board

Goddamn my bathing suit is riding up
You should have worn board shorts

board shorts by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.

guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.

board shorts by benby100 December 10, 2023

Shartshittery Board 

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.

My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

Shartshittery Board by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

boardshort rash 

That really painful chaffing that you get often after a day at the beach, when sand gets caught between your thigh and your boardshorts

Beachgoer 1: Mate I have fuken boardshort rash again!
Beachgoer 2: Dude, you gotta stop waring boardshorts!

boardshort rash by Bulbo December 21, 2007