beaner cleaner 

Cleaning fluids like "fabuloso" which come from the dollar store, look like major brand products, but have spanish names.

Fabuloso is the beaner cleaner equivalent to watered down lysol.

beaner cleaner by TYMMCHN December 9, 2009

beaner cleaner 

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.

Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.

beaner cleaner by I am God himself September 27, 2012

Cleaner Beaner 

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.

Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.

Cleaner Beaner by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008

Western Beaver Cleaner 

The act of ejactulating upon a toothbrush, than having the girl brush her teeth with it. Great prank.

"When she wasn't looking, I gave her a Western Beaver Cleaner. It was a enriching experince."

Western Beaver Cleaner by Alex Eaplestien October 25, 2007

Big Beaver Cleaver 

A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.

Big Beaver Cleaver by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

sharpen the beaver cleaver 

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

sharpen the beaver cleaver by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

beaver cleaver 

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.

"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.

beaver cleaver by Rockwell September 15, 2005