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Singular Sclerosis 

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

Singular View 

Reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views (Drake a 🤡); there is only one static singular view, for St Andrew.
Andrew: Yo I am GOD cause I got singular view
Stranger: what’s that?
Andrew: well, reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views, there is only one static singular view.
Stranger: oh, you are GOD!
Andrew: thanks.
Singular View by shrooms October 19, 2023

singular 

someone who is on their own. they are simply one, and will never be fully completed by someone else. they like to be alone most of the time, and get irritated easily by other people. they enjoy the company of the opposite sex, but mostly for pleasure and conversation.
if someone calls you on the phone or messages you, and says something like this: "i was just wondering if you wanted to come chill for a bit.. just you& me ? .. maybe watch a movie or something ?".. that means they are deifnitely a singular. they also might add on a .."no strings attached".
singular by Samantha Turner April 19, 2008

One (singular sensation) 

A secret code used among theatre kids, especially in gym class. It is used as a method for detecting and recognizing fellow musical lovers.
Gym Teacher: I'm going to count off by fours. All the ones go stand to the right."

Theatre kid #1: "One..."
Theatre kid #2: "...singular sensation!!!!!!!"
Theatre kid #1: "Thank God, someone who understands me!"
Theatre kid #2: "One (singular sensation) never fails."

singular noun 

Name of a person, a place, a thing or an idea.

The opposite of plural noun.

ex: elephant, turtle, table, life
A singular noun is a single noun :,D
just like me :,)
singular noun by LenZenZero August 5, 2018

amogus (singular) 

(n) The life-form, otherwise known as the crewmate, is most often used in a singular sense along with the adjective 'sus,' meaning suspicious.
"that amogus (singular) looks extra sus, I think they are the imposter."
amogus (singular) by the_flyingfish September 10, 2021