Fart-handle Share definition Flag A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence. "4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!" Fart-handle by Sean Delay January 5, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Fart-handle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch