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1. 1339. not 1337 or 1338, but 1339. (I guess it means its better than the other two?)

2. Number of my life. The amount of money i have in my pocket, the amount of money in my bank account/13391339, amount of new mail in my inbox, and lastly, my password.
Guy1: HOLY SHIT THAT GUY SO GOOD HE 1337
Guy2: Well I'm better. I'm 1339
Guy1: Huh whats dat
Guy2: Well it obviously means I'm better

Guy1: Hey man what's your password?
Guy2: Why would I tell you?
Guy1: Because I need your password to hack your email account?
Guy2: Oh ok. It's 1339.
Guy1: Wtf why
Guy2: Because no one would ever guess such a stupid thing
Guy1: OIC
1339 by 1339 January 27, 2009
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