water toucher 

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

water toucher by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

water toucher 

a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus

i just did a water toucher get the axe

water toucher by knivesron August 16, 2010

toilet water toucher 

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.

"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"

"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."

toilet water toucher by Jam Master Joke August 15, 2009

Twice-touched-water 

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

Twice-touched-water by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019