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macaroni meat mountain 

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019

Macaroniously

ADVERB mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly mak-uh-roh-nee-us-lee

1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.

2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.
"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy
Macaroniously by hobocamp August 12, 2009

Macaroni Magic 

To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.
We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.

Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.

Macronimous 

Macronimous is a information technology business name coined from the word Macro+ (Magna)nimous
Macronimous means Large or Big
Macronimous by agbenny August 8, 2016

96 Macraroni Style 

When you pipe it deep into her pasta linguine and then you stuff it in her mouth.
Man 1: Hey dude I 96 Macraroni styled my grill yesterday.
Man 2: Oh dayum! That's nice. I never heard of it
Man 1: It's nice